Real Men

Let’s First Make One Thing Perfectly Clear
Real Men Drink beer

Real Men Don't Yoga, Eat Quiche or Publicly Cry
Real Men However Hug Family and Friends Good Bye

Real Men Drive Trucks
Real Men Shoot Bucks

Real Men Love Kids and Puppies
Real Men are NEVER Yuppies

Real Men Open the Door for a Miss
Real Men Know How to Kiss

Real Men Kill it, Gut it and Clean it
Real Men Say Things and Mean it

Real Men Sweat and Sometimes Stink
Real Men Don’t Leave Hair in the Sink

AND Lastly to Those Real Men Out in the Wild
NEVER Lose Touch With Your Inner Child

-Rabid