With a hatchet in my right hand and wielding a large knife in the other, I stared at the two turtles with slight dread knowing the extensive task that lay before me. Though I had seen a quick television clip a few years ago, on butchering turtles, most of that memory had faded. What remained of that recollection, were a scattered series of cuts and hacks, I was only semi-confident would end in a properly butchered animal.
Of course the most obvious place to start was the removal of the beasts head and dangerous mouth implements, capable of removing a man’s hand at the wrist even after the critters decapitation. (I was even told later that because of the low oxygen environment that a turtles brain typically exists in that its brain is still functioning hours after it is severed from its body!) With any animal, it is always a sportsman’s desire it be dispatched quickly and humanely. Given snapping turtles impressive defensive capabilities, the most direct approach, is to deliver a hard blow to the back of its neck with a sharp axe, completely removing the head in 2-3 quick blows.
|I thought they smelled Bad on the Outside!|
In a scene reminiscent of what you would see in the movie “Psycho”, my 2-3 quick blows were forcibly multiplied by adrenaline as the gagging, snapping, thrashing thirty pound turtle threatened to tear off one of my fingers. No matter my degree of prior hoping, turtle one did not go softly into that goodnight. Splattered in drops of turtle blood and breathing heavily, the task was complete. As when killing anything, sometimes even the best laid plans do not yield the most perfect results. What a sportsman can hope for is that these mistakes are taken as learning experiences and next times yield more impressive results. Turtle two had its head severed completely from its body in 2 blows of the axe.
The Story Continues . . .
can't wait to see how a well educated Yankee as yourself decides to cook it!haha good luckReplyDelete
Hey wait a minute . . . I think that was taunting! :)ReplyDelete
One of the best blog posts ever! I worked for a man once that caught snapping turtles. I must say it was fantastic.ReplyDelete
Love the gloves but you should have worn a black tee-shirt! Waiting for the next installment....ReplyDelete
Next time you are in FL let mekniw and we'll get you on some softshells. Much easier. Plus I dont think you can legally take snappers in this stateReplyDelete
Hack job of a post... ha ha... I'm looking forward to the pinata fiasco to be incorporated within the scope of this story...ReplyDelete