The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from MAINE. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
I almost lost coffee out my nose on this post...I love it....of course I AM from Maine :)ReplyDelete
LOL, didnt see that one comingReplyDelete
Is that why the Wicked Good band suggests marrying women from AWAY? And I thought it was just because they were better looking. ;) Great post!ReplyDelete
Too funny! LOLReplyDelete
Glad everyone enjoyed.ReplyDelete
DExM, Maine women provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summah. ;-)